THE GIRLS WHO DROVE ME TO TEA, BY DONUT'S WIFE CAROL

Oh, HOW COULD I FORGET:

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:10:42 GMT

4:40/45ish for the WIN. And should you loathe The Police enough to not bother watching this live clip, he welcomes y'all to 'This Stupid Corporate Show'.

A lot of people find it strange that I love The Police as much as I do, but I don't think they realize just how kick-ass they were. It seems the majority just associates The Police with Sting, and then associate Sting with 'things that are lame...' and so on. The had some fucking sweetass tunes, not gonna lie.

But maybe I'm just crazy. People also tend to describe me as having a 'unique ear' in terms of taste in music. Which to me, translates as 'I am apparently not a big enough hipster to accurately judge you on your tastes, so instead I shall shun/mock thee'.

Jenn's asshole hipster tip #3535424: Name drop the band 'Sparks' when encountering some self-described musicphile/walking dictionary of bands. Unless (s)he is a ridiculous fan of all things that are Morrissey, (s)he will never have heard of them. Of course his (or her) response will be vague and likely condescending, as is the hipster thing to do. I claim 90% of people in the city of Ottawa knowing about them because of me, but that's a whole 'nother incoherent rant which has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE POLICE.

Blarg.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:10:00 GMT

Sorry I never post in here. My life basically consists of 2 things right now: The epic fail of my life and how I have done nothing with my 26+ years on the planet, and Warcraft. There's no point bitching about my life, and there's even less of a point bitching about Warcraft. I rolled an Arms Warrior, they can do sweet DPS, but fuck if I know how anyone manages it. I spent 80 levels on a FAIL. I want my fucking Druid back. FUCK YOU, BLIZZARD. I wish I could be 20 again and go to Uni and waste my time on some bullshit education that gets me some job I could perform regardless of owning some stupid piece of paper or not. FML.

Ps: May apartment smells like cat pee. Yes you needed to know that. Buying liners for the litter first thing tomorrow so I can clean that stank up. Hi-light of my weekend, swear to God.

LOL

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:39:13 GMT

David Lyon @ Wiki

edit: Name coincidence only, thus the resulting LOLs. I doubt I'd find any of this even slightly amusing had I gone to bed at a reasonable hour, but I didn't... so ROFL.

And because I love posting annoying Youtube videos,

Marilyn McCoo, in all her hawtness. I always think of True Blood when I hear this song, and after the ending of season 2... well ;)

Walkin' on Sudbury

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:58:44 GMT

Some may say:

"I'm wishing my days away"

You say:

"I may as well play"

THIS, I know for sure I have not posted...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:34:49 GMT

*SWOON*

I'm sure I've posted it before, but DAMNIT!!

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:26:39 GMT

I'm a lookin' for a kiss...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:06:22 GMT

Yeah, i'll post something relevant eventually...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:31:34 GMT

Up to early, or went to bed too late

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:58:33 GMT

Either way, this song fucking rules:

Yeah, thats right!

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:04:35 GMT

Quite Possibly the Best Live Performance in the History of Television

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:43:50 GMT

No. Fucking. Joke.

You know what, mock me all you want, but Michael Jackson was like the Jesus of Pop music.

Maybe he didn't start the change, but he fucking revolutionized it...

People just focus on the Pedo-mockery about him, and completely forget THIS AMAZING SHIT.

Motherfucking KISS

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:14:42 GMT

So, I am totally going to see KISS TONIGHT!! It apparently is going to be NUTS at Bluesfest, the record breaking kinda nuts. That being said, I am fully prepared to:

a)Be trampled to death by the KISS Army
b)Blow out an eardrum
c)See lots of cougar boobs
d)Riot

I'm ending up going with some random friend named Kyler. He's really grabby so Ashley bet me a coffee he'd try to touch my ass at some point in the evening.

*points at self* Totally getting a free coffee.

I'll let you know how it goes! If i'm lucky enough we'll find a spot close enough to see the Jumbo-tron (so not even joking about that). Honestly, wouldn't be surprised if i could hear the concert from my apartment. I'll ask Linus when i get back. If i get back...

FAIL.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:28:18 GMT

So i thought today would have been three years since Dad had died. Actually, it's tomorrow.

Panflute

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:50:11 GMT

I think homeboy is just jerking me around. His ratio of self-deprecating remarks versus amusing e-mail content is certainly questionable. I mean, if you really thought so poorly of yourself why would you not want to hang out with a hot chick who also happens to be just as weird as you? Yeah, that's right. I figure he's just playing a part or is just too dumb to figure out how to juggle a potential mistress that his girlfriend doesn't find out about. WHATEVER.

This cracked me up today. I am so lame.

Messenger

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:03:03 GMT

I have MSN messenger thingy now, if anyone cares: theshadowplay@live.ca

Things i wish i could buy if my credit rating didn't blow:

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:21:11 GMT

WANT

Yeah... i need help. Of the heavily medicated variety. Prescribed from the NUT HOUSE.

Writer's Block: Listen to This

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 05:24:17 GMT

If a friend asked you for some new music recommendations, what would you suggest?

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Spencer Davis Group

Best Worst Tattoo... EVER

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:59:58 GMT

Amazing art work, but i mean c'mon.... who would want to date a face like that?

Why are Michael Jackson's kids white?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:33:17 GMT

I am not saying that to be some kind of ass, i really don't understand!

I know their mother was white, but MJ was born black. He didn't develop vitiligo until his late 20s. Does that actually effect the genetic information you may pass to another person? I feel really dumb.

MICHAEL JACKSON IS NOT DEAD

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:57:08 GMT

He is on a beach somewhere... sipping from a ridiculous looking drink... laughing it up with ELVIS and TUPAC and BUDDY and RITCHIE and THE BIG BOPPER.

JUST YOU WAIT.

CNN and NBC and PEREZHILTON.COM are so goddamn WRONG!

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:40:15 GMT

I hate society.

Your work-safe Thursday LOL: Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:15:34 GMT

Sally Kern

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:46:16 GMT

I think i just barfed a little in my mouth...

Boozeday

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:10:50 GMT

So at 12:01am the LCBO (Liquor Commission Board of Ontario) union will strike if a deal cannot be made. At first i panicked, but then i realized... Hull, Quebec is a short drive away and i could visit an SAQ for all my spirit needs.

Upon that realization, i started to fucking panic. Quebec is the New Jersey of Canada. Gross.

I doubt they will strike. If there is one thing i can count on, it is raging alcoholism present throughout all walks of life.

Damnit

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:53:30 GMT

My mom's birthday is tomorrow. The big 6-0. Because i am a genius, i decided to wait until tonight to make her birthday present. I figured i'd paint her a pretty picture and buy a nice frame for it and it'd be all special and junk... Too bad i haven't done any sort of art in like, 3 years. I can't seem to progress past the rough rough draft stage.

I. AM. SO. SCREWED.